Not Here! - Rochu

Oct 6, 20134 min read

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Published: Oct 6, 2013

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I really don't feel like making this all official and fanfictiony and shit, so it will stay in a script form. That's how I like to make my fanfic drafts. So here is the draft of this oneshot!

Not here!
Rochu

Warning! BoyxBoy!!! If you don't like, don't read!

Hetalia was created by Hidekaz Himaruya, and animated by Studio Deen. I (sadly) do not own Hetalia nor any of the characters in it.

I use accents as much as I can to help the wording fit the characters. If you don't understand what they are saying, try saying it out loud. (But they don't really have... wordable accents. So ignore this.)

*the air conditioning is broken in Ivan's home*
Ivan: Yaooo~ come outside with me! It's a lot cooler...
Yao: I'd rather stay in, aru. Why don't you take your scarf off if it's that hot for you in here?
Ivan: Eh? But Yekaterina gave this to me when I was little! I can't just take it off!
Yao: Well... I don't know, aru.
Ivan: Please? I'll be so lonely out there by myself. *puppy dog eyes*
Yao: ...Aiya... I'm coming, aru. Give me a minute.
Ivan: Let's go now, Yao! *grabs Yao's twiggy arms*
Yao: Aiya! What are you doing? I want to get into something more suitable, aru!
Ivan: What you're wearing now is fine! We go outside now, da?
Yao: Ivaaan! *as the door swings open, he feels a rush of cooler air* aiyaa... It's still so hot in these clothes.
Ivan: *smiles and starts to take Yao's shirt off* I'll help you, da?
Yao: Ivan! Don't do that, I can do it myself, aru!
Ivan: Da, but Yao always smells so nice and his skin is so soft... So I'll help him!
Yao: *tsundere blush* F-fine, aru.
*lifts arms up*
Ivan: *smirks as he lifts up the shirt just enough to cover Yao's face* *suddenly picks Yao up like a bride and runs down the stairs with him*
Yao: Ivan! What are you doing, aru?!
Ivan: Helping. ^J^
Yao: Ivan!
Ivan: Yao! ^J^
Yao: Aiya! Put me down right now, aru!
Ivan: Da.
Yao: Eh? *falls onto a beach chair* Aiya!
Ivan: Fufu~
Yao: *takes his shirt off* ... *mad tsundere blush*
Ivan: What's wrong, Yao?
Yao: ...Why'd you have to do that, aru...? I'm not handicapped.
Ivan: Because Yao is mine. *he smiles*

Yao: A-Aiya! Ivan...
Ivan: Hold still, my little Yao.
Yao: Nnngh... It hurts! It really hurts, aru! *tears up*
Ivan: I'm sorry, Yao. I'm trying to be as gentle as I can be. You know I have to dig in-
Yao: Well it's not gentle en-a-aaaah! *grips the towel*
Ivan: It's coming... just a bit longer, Yao.
Yao: Mmnn...a-ah... J-just get it over-with, aru...
Ivan: Are you sure? It'll hurt... and I don't like it when my little Yao is in that much pain.
Yao: I've never been more sure in my entire life, Ivan. *braces himself* just do it!
Ivan: *le pulls giant bee stinger out while there's a sympathetic look in his eyes*
Yao: A-Aaaaah!! *tears spill over*
Ivan: Wow... That was really big.
Yao: *trying not to cry* ...It really hurt, too, aru.
Ivan: That nasty bee, putting my Yao in so much pain. *wipes the tears from Yao's eyes*
Me: *trollface*
Yao: you're the one who drove it in further, aru... *tsundere blush*
Ivan: I was trying to kill it! Not hurt you... *tears up a bit*
Yao: ...Sorry, aru. I know you were just trying to help.
Ivan: Yao~ you're so cute.
Yao: my back really hurts, aru...
Ivan: I'll fix it, da? *kisses his bloody boo boo*
Yao: *shivers* W-w-what are you doing, aru?!
Ivan: A kiss always makes things better~ *rests his head against his back*
Yao: ... *tsundere blush-smile*
Ivan: *begins to lick the area around the cut*
Yao: Aiyaa! I-Ivan...
Ivan: *traces his hand up and down Yao's back*
Yao: N-no, aru! *he cries as Ivan leers over him*
Ivan: kolkolkol *glomps him*
Yao: AAAIYAAAA!